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Sexiest vegetarians? Chew on that

February 18, 2009
Sreesanth and Kareena have been named sexiest vegetarians by PETA

Sreesanth and Kareena have been named sexiest vegetarians by PETA

Damn, I had no idea vegetarians were so sexy.

I used to think all the gore and gristle that I gorge on oh-so-frequently contribute to my rajasic body type (thank you, Patanjali), my nascent hypertension, my quick gall and surreptitious spleen and all that.

But here is Shantakumaran Sreesanth, easily the most histrionic cricketer off the field (considering that he’s not mostly on it these days). Imagine his rajasic temperament if he were a carnivore like the best of us…

And, as for dear little Bebo, she and I have been long estranged since our first rendezvous many years ago. And those days, she hadn’t quite zeroed in on her invisible figure, thanks to good, homegrown Punju puppy fat.

It isn’t for nothing that ‘vegetarian’ is one of the cuss-words in Captain Haddock’s litany!

Munch on that, flesh it out. Or make no bones about it.

I’m hungry…

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2 Comments leave one →
  1. sheena permalink
    March 8, 2009 9:16 am

    you are a chuth boss, and a dick head writer, bebo and you estranged, she must remember her drivers neighbours son in law more than you.. get over it dude, go back to your village

  2. bijoyvenugopal permalink*
    March 9, 2009 11:13 am

    I take it that you are the neighbour whose son-in-law she remembers?

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