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Marriage is a mental institution, and Sri Rama Sainiks its inmates

February 6, 2009

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Marriage is a mental institution, and Sri Rama Sainiks its inmates

Happy Valentine’s Day in advance, folks. The Sri Rama Sena has kindly consented to marry off fun-loving, alcohol-loving and public-displaying young couples. Without a hitch.

So, if you have been popping the question and getting innuendoes in response, Feb 14 is the day to wear your best bridal colours and head out for a drink with your hard-to-get beau. Or, if your parents have been opposing your relationship, here’s your big excuse: “But papa, it’s not my fault… I was just having a beer with him when they married us off.”

Um… just be careful that you are not out with your gay friends. Then, things could get a little complicated – mostly for your friend.

Who said marriages are made in heaven?

Jai Shri Valentine!

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